TMC's Shit by Federation Against TMC
KCEAO THE FAT IN 4711! PRESENTS: -TMC/SHIT!- TEAM !!!, WARLOCK, AVENGER, THE DALTONS GAINST TMC STRIKES AGAIN IN 4711 (4711 M HEY JOIN THE: F.A.T.! - 4711! MMMMMMMMM G - :MMM - - !- MMMMMMMM - THE WORLD FAMOUS: FEDERATION AGAINST TMC STRIKES AGAIN IN 4711 (4711 MEANS PARFUM WE NEED THAT FOR SMELLY TMC!) - THE FEDERATION AGAINST TMC (FAT/4711) PRESENTS ANOTHER FAT-DEMO ..... FAT-POWER ARE: ALL TLS-MEMBERS: HIGHER COMPUTER SCIENCE 5005 (9-MEMBERS!), SCIENCE FICTION CRACKINGS (5!), DUTCH CRACKING SERVICE (2) AND KRAAKVAAK (1), COBRA, ELECTRO, THE PACO CREW, YETI(MAIKEL), ACC(ANDY), COOL CRACKING TEAM !!!, WARLOCK, AVENGER, THE DALTONS (5), ROCKY, USC, SPOT 3001 (SWISS), TFC, TDF, TDC, RPC-SOFT, SS-22, TOC, NSC 2000, F.5, TSC, ACM, JBS, ANTI (C), HEAVY MIKE, KMA, FBG, N.A., NAKNAV, ZCC, WOLFMAN, FCT, TFZ, TFC 2002, EINSTEIN, TST 1221, SLS, AIRWOLF S.C., FSA, TBC & CCCG - WHEN TMC IS AT SCHOOL HE WANTS TO SEE THOSE GOODLOOKING TEACHERS TO SUCK THEIR DICKS AFTER THAT HE PULLS HIS LITTLE DICK UP AND DOWN - WHEN THE NEED IS TO HIGH , TMC TAKES A DOG TO FUCK HIS AARS , BUT THAT WON'T BE LONG BECAUSE HIS BROTHER IS JALLOUSE - WHEN HE GOES TO THE TOILET HE MUST TAKE A GASMASK FOR STAYING ALIVE - WHEN HE HAS BIOLOGIE IN SCHOOL TMC TELLS THE TEACHER THAT HE WAS THE ONE WHO STARTED THE AIDSVIRUS BECAUSE EVERY DAY HE GOES TO THE FUNERAL WITH A SHUFFLE TO DIG HIS GRANDFATHER OUT OF THE GRAVE - AFTER THAT HE GONNA FUCK HIS GRANNY'S-AARS ! SO NOW WE KNOW WHO STARTED THE AIDS-VIRUS ! BECAUSE HE DOESN'T FUCK WITH FRESH DEAD BODIES ! - WHEN HE SEES A JOYSTICK HE PUTS IT IN HIS LITTLE AARS TO TRAIN IT , AND MAKE THE AARS BIGGER FOR THE AFBS-GAY'S OR SLAVES , BUT TJARDA'S DICK IS TO FAT , SO TMC MUST TRAIN HIS AARS A LITTLE HARDER!! - < AFTER BODY-BUILDEN HE GOES TO AEROBICS AND BALLET-LESSONS - WHEN HE WANT TO LOOK IN HIS MIRROR HE SEES NOTHING , BECAUSE HIS PICKELS ARE PUSHED OUT - ( (THE WHOLE MIRROR IS YELLOW AND WHITE) - WHEN HIS MOTHER IS PREGNANT (FROM HIS BROTHER) TMC HOPES THAT IT WILL BE A GAY-BOY - ( , BECAUSE HE WANT TO FUCK A GAY-VIRGIN - .; ONCE AND A WHILE HE MUST GBO T - _HE HOSPITAL TO CHANGE HIS FACE - BUT THAT WON'T HAPPEN BECAUSE HE ALWAYS SUCKS HIS DOCTOR'S DICK - 8 WHEN THERE ARE NO FLIES , TMC MUST LOOK FOR OTHER FOOD - THE REASON WHY HIS BACK IS BENT IS: HE ALWAYS TRIED TO SUCK HIS OWN DICK - HE DON'T LIKES REPORTERS , BECAUSE HE WILL BE PUBLISHED AS WORLD PRESS PHOTO 1986 - 9 HEY LISTEN IF YOU WANT YOUR DISK BACK FROM TMC THEN FORGET IT , BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T SUCK TMC WELL ENOUGH HE KEEPS THE DISKS (I KNOW IT FROM JOOST HONIG (HONEY/1001 AND HE HAS ALL HIS DISKS BACK ! , AFTER COUNTING THE HAIRS ON THE ASS HE SHAVES IT SO THAT TMC HAS NO PROBLEMS WITH USUAL THINGS HE DOES EVERY DAY - WHEN TMC HAS RECRACKED GAY-GAMES HE CHANGE THE SCROLL IN: GREETINGS TO : GAYLINE (HTL) , HONNEYBABY FROM THE 1001 SCREW AND FUCKINGS TO : FA , DEO-DORANT , FRESH-UP , AQUA-FRESH , LUX AND ALL OTHER SOUPS WHO I'VE MIGHT FORGOTTEN (C) 9009 - TJARDA IS ALWAYS BUSY WITH ADVENTURE-TESTING SO TMC MUST LOOK FOR ANOTHER AARS - = HEY DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFIRENCE BETWEEN TMC AND A TRAMPOLINE - THE DIFFIRENCE IS: YOU TAKE YOUR SHOES OF WHEN YOU JUMP ON A TRAMPOLINE - !; WHAT IS TMC WITHOUT FLIES - 6ANSWER : 'IMPOSSIBLE - / WE WANT TO MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU , WE WANT TO QUIT THE WAR TOO , SO HERE IS OUR PERPOSAL IF YOU CAN FORFILL ONE OF THESE QUESTIONS AND IF YOU DON'T FAIL , WE QUIT THE WAR : 1. FIRST YOU MUST LEARN HOW TO FUCK A GIRL , 2. THEN YOU MUST JUMP FROM THE HIGHEST BUILDING , 3. AFTER THAT YOU PUT A ROPE AROUND YOUR NECK AND TEST THE ROPE IF IT IS STRONG ENOUGH , 4. THEN YOU MUST SIT ON A RAILROAD TO WAIT FOR A TRAIN , 5. AFTER THAT YOU MUST SIT ON A ELECTRISH CHAIR FOR ONE HOUR , 6. IF YOU SUCCEED IN THAT THEN YOU MUST MAKE FIRE IN YOUR OWN HOUSE AND TRY TO SMELL BURNED FLESH OR MEAT , 7. SO WHEN YOU DID THAT AND YOU ARE STILL ALIVE YOU MUST TAKE A KNIVE TO TEST YOUR SWEATER IF IT IS STRONG ENOUGH JUST HIT YOURSELF IN YOUR STUMMICK 8. AFTER THAT YOU MUST MAKE A FOR-NEXT LOOP IN ONE HOUR, 8. - YOU ARE ALMOST READY, JUST TAKE A GUN AND POINT IT TO YOUR HEAD AND PULL THE TRIGGER, 9. NOW THE HARDEST PART : - YOU MUST ALSO STOP WITH FUCKING GAY'S ( I KNOW IT IS TO HARD FOR YOU , BUT TRY IT ANYWAY ) AND NOW THE LAST TEST : 10. TRY TO TELL FOR ONCE THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR FAILED BASIC-LESSONS - 4THE WORLD FAMOUS: FEDERATION AGAINST TMC STRIKES AGABIN - 54711 (4711 MEANS PARFUM WE NEED THAT FOR SMELLY TMC!) - THE FEDERATION AGAINST TMC (FAT/4711) PRESENTS ANOTHER FAT-DEMO - FAT-POWER ARE: ALL TLS-MEMBERS: HIGHER COMPUTER SCIENCE 5005 (9-MEMBERS!), SCIENCE FICTION CRACKINGS (5!), DUTCH CRACKING SERVICE (2) AND KRAAKVAAK (1), COBRA, ELECTRO, THE PACO CREW, YETI(MAIKEL), ACC(ANDY), COOL CRACKING TEAM - , WARLOCK, AVENGER, THE DALTONS (5), ROCKY, USC, SPOT 3001 (SWISS), TFC, TDF, TDC, RPC-SOFT, SS-22, TOC, NSC 2 - , F.5, TSC, ACM, JBS, ANTI (C), HEAVY MIKE, KMA, FBG, N.A., NAKNAV, ZCC, WOLFMAN, FCT, TFZ, TFC 2002, EINSTEIN, TST 1221, SLS, AIRWOLF S.C., FSA, TBC & - WHEN TMC IS AT SCHOOL HE WANTS TO SEE THOSE GOODLOOKING TEACHERS TO SUCK THEIR DICKS AFTER THAT HE PULLS HIS LITTLE DICK UP AND DOWN - WHEN THE NEED IS TO HIGH , TMC TAKES A DOG TO FUCK HIS AARS , BUT THAT WON'T BE LONG BECAUSE HIS BROTHER IS JALLOUSE - WHEN HE GOES TO THE TOILET HE MUST TAKE A GASMASK FOR STAYING ALIVE - WHEN HE HAS BIOLOGIE IN SCHOOL TMC TELLS THE TEACHER THAT HE WAS THE ONE WHO STARTED THE AIDSVIRUS BECAUSE EVERY DAY HE GOES TO THE FUNERAL WITH A SHUFFLE TO DIG HIS GRANDFATHER OUT OF THE GRAVE - AFTER THAT HE GONNA FUCK HIS GRANNY'S-AARS ! SO NOW WE KNOW WHO STARTED THE AIDS-VIRUS ! BECAUSE HE DOESN'T FUCK WITH FRESH DEAD BODIES ! - WHEN HE SEES A JOYSTICK HE PUTS IT IN HIS LITTLE AARS TO TRAIN IT , AND MAKE THE AARS BIGGER FOR THE AFBS-GAY'S OR SLAVES , BUT TJARDA'S DICK IS TO FAT , SO TMC MUST TRAIN HIS AARS A LITTLE HARDER!! - < AFTER BODY-BUILDEN HE GOES TO AEROBICS AND BALLET-LESSONS - WHEN HE WANT TO LOOK IN HIS MIRROR HE SEES NOTHING , BECAUSE HIS PICKELS ARE PUSHED OUT - ( (THE WHOLE MIRROR IS YELLOW AND WHITE) - WHEN HIS MOTHER IS PREGNANT (FROM HIS BROTHER) TMC HOPES THAT IT WILL BE A GAY-BOY - ( , BECAUSE HE WANT TO FUCK A GAY-VIRGIN - .; ONCE AND A WHILE HE MUST GBO T - _HE HOSPITAL TO CHANGE HIS FACE - BUT THAT WON'T HAPPEN BECAUSE HE ALWAYS SUCKS HIS DOCTOR'S DICK - 8 WHEN THERE ARE NO FLIES , TMC MUST LOOK FOR OTHER FOOD - THE REASON WHY HIS BACK IS BENT IS: HE ALWAYS TRIED TO SUCK HIS OWN DICK - HE DON'T LIKES REPORTERS , BECAUSE HE WILL BE PUBLISHED AS WORLD PRESS PHOTO 1986 - 9 HEY LISTEN IF YOU WANT YOUR DISK BACK FROM TMC THEN FORGET IT , BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T SUCK TMC WELL ENOUGH HE KEEPS THE DISKS (I KNOW IT FROM JOOST HONIG (HONEY/1001 AND HE HAS ALL HIS DISKS BACK ! , AFTER COUNTING THE HAIRS ON THE ASS HE SHAVES IT SO THAT TMC HAS NO PROBLEMS WITH USUAL THINGS HE DOES EVERY DAY - WHEN TMC HAS RECRACKED GAY-GAMES HE CHANGE THE SCROLL IN: GREETINGS TO : GAYLINE (HTL) , HONNEYBABY FROM THE 1001 SCREW AND FUCKINGS TO : FA , DEO-DORANT , FRESH-UP , AQUA-FRESH , LUX AND ALL OTHER SOUPS WHO I'VE MIGHT FORGOTTEN (C) 9009 - TJARDA IS ALWAYS BUSY WITH ADVENTURE-TESTING SO TMC MUST LOOK FOR ANOTHER AARS - = HEY DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFIRENCE BETWEEN TMC AND A TRAMPOLINE - THE DIFFIRENCE IS: YOU TAKE YOUR SHOES OF WHEN YOU JUMP ON A TRAMPOLINE - !; WHAT IS TMC WITHOUT FLIES - 6ANSWER : 'IMPOSSIBLE - / WE WANT TO MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU , WE WANT TO QUIT THE WAR TOO , SO HERE IS OUR PERPOSAL IF YOU CAN FORFILL ONE OF THESE QUESTIONS AND IF YOU DON'T FAIL , WE QUIT THE WAR : 1. FIRST YOU MUST LEARN HOW TO FUCK A GIRL , 2. THEN YOU MUST JUMP FROM THE HIGHEST BUILDING , 3. AFTER THAT YOU PUT A ROPE AROUND YOUR NECK AND TEST THE ROPE IF IT IS STRONG ENOUGH , 4. THEN YOU MUST SIT ON A RAILROAD TO WAIT FOR A TRAIN , 5. AFTER THAT YOU MUST SIT ON A ELECTRISH CHAIR FOR ONE HOUR , 6. IF YOU SUCCEED IN THAT THEN YOU MUST MAKE FIRE IN YOUR OWN HOUSE AND TRY TO SMELL BURNED FLESH OR MEAT , 7. SO WHEN YOU DID THAT AND YOU ARE STILL ALIVE YOU MUST TAKE A KNIVE TO TEST YOUR SWEATER IF IT IS STRONG ENOUGH JUST HIT YOURSELF IN YOUR STUMMICK 8. AFTER THAT YOU MUST MAKE A FOR-NEXT LOOP IN ONE HOUR, 8. - YOU ARE ALMOST READY, JUST TAKE A GUN AND POINT IT TO YOUR HEAD AND PULL THE TRIGGER, 9. NOW THE HARDEST PART : - YOU MUST ALSO STOP WITH FUCKING GAY'S ( I KNOW IT IS TO HARD FOR YOU , BUT TRY IT ANYWAY ) AND NOW THE LAST TEST : 10. TRY TO TELL FOR ONCE THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR FAILED BASIC-LESSONS -